This week, we have seen one of the finest corruptions of proper British toppings yet and present to you the “Shlong,” tonneau, the world’s first combination short and long tonneau (see photo above). I never knew such a possibility existed. I suppose we could call it a “universal” tonneau, but that wouldn’t be nearly as much fun.
That this work of art came with a extremely high level car we just bought (you haven’t seen the car yet) makes this all the more amusing. I don’t know how someone could follow all the details of restoring a sprite so nicely and miss this one detail so catastrophically. All Sprites that came with tonneaus came with EITHER a short or long tonneau, not both.